A Few "Matthewisms"

I thought I'd share a few of the funny things that Matthew says on a regular basis that make me laugh every time!

1. Subject: Cheese Sandwich - "I want a grilled cheese...but don't cook it and don't cut it."
2. Subject: Chocolate Milk - known as "Chocolate Milky Shaker"
3. Subject: Teeth Brushing - "You forgot to brush my tongue."
4. Subject: Generic Batteries - "Mom, Kroger batteries???"
5. Subject: School Discipline - when discussing his behavior for the day..."Mommy, I didn't have to go to the office today!"

Though children can cause stress, I think they are a gift to help relieve stress, too!