Not Me! Monday

Here I am again to announce to the world few of you who read my little blog all the things I did NOT do this week. So here we go again...

This week, I did NOT seriously consider changing my name. I DID NOT here "Mrs. Jones" more than a million times throughout the week at school. I DID NOT here "mommy" more than 3 millions times. As posted earlier in the week, I did NOT think that "Fred" would be a more suitable choice. I never knew I could NOT go crazy from simply hearing my own name!

Last week at school, you would NOT have heard me say any of the following things to students:

• We do not hang from the bathroom walls!
• You are making my hair turn gray!
• If you drive like you lead a line, you're going to wreck!
• Only 5 more days of school! Yea!

Matthew was sick with strep this week, and I most certainly did NOT go for the shot of penicillin instead of the 10 days of antibiotics. After said shot, Matthew did NOT cry for 10+ minutes, which did NOT make me feel like the worst mother in the world for wanting to simplify my life at his expense.

Matthew did NOT get in trouble for throwing a plastic screw driver at his sister. I did NOT tell him to go to his room, and that he would NOT be getting a spanking (which happens rarely, and the waiting is NOT the real punishment!) With no real plans to spank him, because I knew that he was NOT still feeling puny, I did NOT go into his room to talk to him about the seriousness of his actions. When I got into his room, I did NOT see a red leg and did NOT here Matthew say, "Mommy, I panked myself." :O I was NOT upset that he had "panked" himself.

This week, Logann did NOT roll over dozens of times. I did NOT keep telling myself that it was the first time she had done this to keep myself from crying. I do NOT feel extremely guilty for possibly missing such major events due to work.

Confession is a great feeling. Go check out what others have NOT confessed on MckMama's site just for fun! I hope you DO NOT have a wonderful week!