A Return to "Not Me! Monday"

I am definitely, absolutely, most certainly NOT thrilled
that MckMama is back to her thawed Tundra with
her more healthy sweet Stellan
and her MSC, so that we all can enjoy our weekly
tradition of "Not Me! Monday." It's been a while, but
I think I could share a few things that I definitely
HAVE NOT done in recent weeks.

To begin, I most certainly DID NOT give
up on exercising while my husband was out of
commission with the removal of wisdom teeth, and then two
dry sockets. Since that time, I have NOT regularly contemplated
getting up before work to start my obsession again,
but have NOT routinely talked myself
out of it. I also have NOT been eating absolute
junk for weeks now. Due to this, I most certainly have
NOT gained back a portion of
previously lost weight.

I am NOT a people person. Completely NOT!
I do NOT love spending time with my friends. I have
NOT been missing my friends lately. They have NOT
been on my mind constantly, and I have NOT
been worrying about them. I have NOT been praying
for them as they become mothers and want to
become mothers. I DO NOT think
that these women are going to be fabulous
mothers...NOT me! I have NOT been blessed by the
most wonderful friends...no NOT me!

I am NOT counting down the days until the
school year is over! I am NOT an exhausted 2nd grade
teacher who loves her students, but does NOT need a
break. I am NOT exhausted! I am NOT looking forward to
spending time with my children this summer.
I DO NOT have all kinds of ideas of things to do with
Matthew and Logann. I am NOT a little worried that this
summer might be a little harder than I
am imagining...with Matthew out of school, and me at
home ALL day with two children. I am NOT feeling
guilty that I am worried that I will have no time for myself,
and that I might go a little crazy:)

I did NOT go to bed last night at 7:00. I also
did NOT get to sleep through the night (except when Matthew
(what the heck???) woke me up at about 12:00) because
Logann DID NOT sleep through the night for the second
night in a row. I did NOT feel refreshed
this morning and am NOT still up way past my bedtime
writing this post! And now...I am NOT done writing my
post, and I do NOT hope that you all have a fabulous week!!!!!!!

***And P.S.---I DID NOT jinx myself...Logann woke up once
last night...