Just Jones

I did not post a "Not Me!" last week, so I have a load to get off my
mind! So...let's begin, shall we?

Sometimes, I do NOT leave the room my children are in to
put away laundry, visit the restroom, or make lunches or
snacks. This week, I most certainly did not leave my children
unattended for mere minutes, to come back and find Matthew
putting his big toe in Logann's mouth. I would NEVER leave their
sight and most certainly have NOT taught Matthew better
baby-sitting skill than this! Matthew did NOT have
a "powder fresh" mouth after licking my deoderant. I did
NOT figure this out by smelling his breath. I also did NOT come
into my bedroom, at another point in the week, and find Matthew
with a whole bag of powdered donuts dumped out on the floor. He
would never do such a thing, because he is NOT my child and does
NOT have my love of sweets! I DID NOT just laugh and go get my
camera to keep this memory.

This week, my husband, mother, and I did NOT all come down
with strep throat! We definitely did NOT get it from Matthew,
who did NOT have strep about 1 1/2 weeks ago. Chris and I did NOT
lay around all pitiful this weekend. And...for some reason, I think
because I am NOT the mommy, I did NOT have to take care
of Logann EVEN THOUGH I was just as sick as
Chris!!! I do NOT have an issue with this...no, NOT me!

While at the doctor's office, when offered a steroid pack, I most
certainly did NOT accept it because I know what crazy energy it does
NOT give me. Yesterday, while the sickest, I was NOT up
doing laundry, dishes, giving baths, cleaning the microwave, and
picking up the house. I would NOT ever take drugs for the extra
perks they provide....let's hope I am never
offered anything addictive!

I'd like to thank MckMama for this blog carnival that allows me to
share my many imperfections. Visit her site to check it all out!