Not Me! Monday

Here we go again! This week Chris and I did NOT decide that
it would be a great idea to pull up the carpet and put down
wood floors. As we were preparing to pull up carpet, we
did NOT discover our back door frame was not looking
too hot, and did NOT need to be replaced. We did NOT decide
that we were capable of removing the back door and
frame from the house and putting in a new one. We
were NOT so proud of ourselves that we were able
to accomplish this task in one afternoon. (Pictures of
our remodeling will be posted soon!)

This week Logann did NOT feel thankful for her skull. We
are working on sitting up. With this, also comes falling
over! On one occasion, I did NOT instruct my 3 year old
to catch Logann if she fell so I could get a picture....Logann
did NOT crash backwards into the floor! I didn't get the picture
I had hoped for, but will get one soon! That's NOT what you
get for having a 3 year old help you. Also, I did NOT let
Matthew hold a crow bar while we were in Lowe's buying
supplies. He did NOT then accidentally "tap" said crow bar
on Logann's head! Again, I think I did NOT give Matthew
too much responsibility this week in regards to his sister.

This morning, I did NOT decide to wear my pjs to go outside
and caulk the previously-mentioned, newly-installed door
while Logann took her nap. Matthew did NOT come out
on the deck to "help" me. I did NOT reach for the door knob
to discover that Matthew had NOT locked the door on his
way outside! Needless to say, I did NOT panic! (Remember, I
am still wearing my pjs.) When I realized Logann was inside, I
did NOT panic quite a bit more! I did NOT check every door and
window multiple times...like I thought they may miraculously unlock
or something! After NOT ringing one neighbor's doorbell a couple
of times (because she is really one of the only people I know on my
street), I did NOT go to another neighbor's house (pjs, bed-hair, and
son wearing only a doggy t-shirt and mickey mouse briefs) and ring
their doorbell multiple times until she came to the door. I did NOT
then beg to use her phone. After calling Chris, I did NOT go back
to my house, finish caulking the door, and then sit on my front porch
as it poured rain. Matthew did NOT continually ask me when we
could go back inside. When Chris finally did NOT come to the
rescue, Logann was NOT fast asleep in her room! I am NOT
going to have a couple of spare keys made to put in strategic places.

Again, I feel much better after revealing some of my blunders for the
week. Join MckMama's blog to see what others did NOT do this week!