Not Me! Monday

I have taken a break from the "NOT ME!" but this week,
I am returning! You can read many more confessions
written by other moms at MckMama's blog.

This week, I most certainly did NOT hear my
oldest child call his sister (a one year old)
a "loser". My child never calls names. NOT
even at his preschool, where he called a friend
a "poopy-face". I do not know how my child ever
could think of such things.

I am NOT putting my children to bed tonight
at 6:30 because they are NOT terribly cranky
and whiny. I would never make them go to bed
so early!

I did NOT have to rewash a load of clothes three
times because I kept forgetting to put them in
the dryer. I am also NOT coveting my mother-
in-law's new washer and dryer because
it actually drys a load of clothes in one cycle...
unlike mine!

I also do NOT hope that it snows like
crazy tonight so that I do not have to go to
school tomorrow! Our school system did
NOT have 13 snow days built in, and we
have NOT only used 7, giving us a remaining
6 days that must be used! I did NOT just
look out the window to see that it is NOT
snowing steadily at this moment!

And finally....
I have NOT lost 17 pounds of my baby weight!
I am NOT the least bit excited, and NOT a little
bit frustrated because I still do not need to lose
about 50 more! I did NOT have a "cheat" night
for the Super Bowl and eat pizza! Not ME!!!