Not Me! Monday

Is it Monday, again??? Time to confess.
Here goes...this weekend, I did NOT
think many times that A) I desperately
need a real babysitter and B) that I might
like to not have children (only briefly) so
that I could go out to dinner with my
Valentine. I then, did NOT have to
remind myself that "I'm gonna miss this."
I mean...who doesn't get to go out with
their Valentine???

This week, I also did NOT go to
change Logann's diaper and see this...

I mean whose husband really
writes on their child's belly to
surprise the mommy? NOT mine!
And then, really, who goes and get
their camera to take a picture???
NOT me!

This week, I did NOT have to go to
my son's school to "correct his behavior"
because my child would NEVER
embarrass his mother that way. He
acts completely appropriate at ALL
times! (wink, wink)

I did NOT desperately want a
cinnapie from PapaJohns Saturday.
I did NOT go get one (for dinner)
and plan to eat the whole thing.
I was NOT lucky that this particular
cinnapie was not great, thus NOT forcing
me to trash the uneaten portion! I
was NOT so glad I did not eat the
whole thing! I would NOT have felt
sick and miserable afterwords. Who
eats cinnapie for dinner? NOT me!

I think I'm done. If you want to
hop over to MckMama's blog
to see what others have NOT
been doing, I highly recommend it!